RIM Will Make Investors Happy With Our Money...

You may think the above picture was funded by the ridiculous price of gas that you have been pumping in your 14mpg SUV...But NO NO NO...

Above you are looking at the new HeadQuarters of BlackBerryHomePage and the fleet of ridiculously over-priced rides we purchased for the staff after the success of our stock because of the amazing first quarter RIM had this year!

For those of you who have stock in RIM and want to hear WHY your stock is doing so well, you can tune into the First Quarter results live on the 25th you can Click Here for info.

It's a good thing they will continue to re-broadcast it until the 9th of July, because we will be in an alcohol induced coma on the beaches of Cancun for probably about a week.

NOS VEMOS AL RATO!

UPDATE:

Our Intern has now been fired. Apparently we all bought thousands of dollars in stock for a BlackBerry Pie Company based out of Montana rather than in Research In Motion. Excuse us while we hide all of our cars from the Repo Man before the first payment is due. Those of you who enjoy BlackBerry Pie though, feel free to email us at saveourasses@blackberryhomepage.com. Orders start at $5,000/pie...But it's yummy.